A Difficult Life

 

I sit here listening to you say your life sucks and I don’t understand why mine doesn’t

 

You get angry because the teacher takes away your very expensive cell phone

I guess I’m the lucky one because I don’t have a cell phone she can take

 

You freak out when something is spilled on your brand new clothes

My clothes are old and used so it’s ok if something happens to them

 

You go home to you huge house and complain that your brother takes things from your room

Well I share a room with my three bothers so I guess they can’t take anything

 

You tell everyone about how difficult your job as a waitress is

I get to tan in the nice warm sun as I mow, trim, and rake other people’s lawns

 

I guess you’re right, your life does suck.